The Madness of Queen Sue

THINGS TO REMEMBER

( HP CANON SPELLINGS )

( Places: )

People:
Harry's Classmates
Other years
Teachers
Ghosts
Random People
Famous Witches and Wizards
Named Death Eaters

( Potions: )

( Spells: )



( GENERAL )

Title: The List — [The Director’s Cut]
Author: tari_sue
Prompt Number: 155
Rating: R
Pairing(s): H/D
Summary: Draco needs to get married before he turns 30 in order to claim an inheritance. With the help of his little black book and restaurant owner, Harry Potter, Draco dates as many women as possible in order to find the one worthy of being his bride.
Warnings: None really – just a bit of swearing, sex, the usual
Word Count: 21,508
Betas: A million thanks to the amazing crazyparakiss, oddnari and winnett for their fabulous beta skills; this fic is so much better now thanks to them.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Author's Notes: This is my entry for the 2009 hd_career_fair for dampfnudl’s wonderful prompt.

The original, shorter, version of the fic can be found here:
http://community.livejournal.com/hd_career_fair/11116.html

This version has been improved beyond belief by the wonderful winnett, who should probably get a co-author credit for all her hard work and invaluable help.




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Title: The List
Author: tari_sue
Prompt Number: 155
Rating: R
Pairing(s): H/D
Summary: Draco needs to get married before he turns 30 in order to claim an inheritance. With the help of his little black book and restaurant owner, Harry Potter, Draco dates as many women as possible in order to find the one worthy of being his bride.
Warnings: None really – just a bit of swearing, sex, the usual
Word Count: 21,504
Betas: A million thanks to the amazing crazyparakiss, oddnari and winnett for their fabulous beta skills; this fic is so much better now thanks to them.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Author's Notes: This is my entry for the 2009 hd_career_fair for dampfnudl’s wonderful prompt.

The original, shorter, version of the fic can be found here:
http://community.livejournal.com/hd_career_fair/11116.html

This version has been improved beyond belief by the wonderful winnett, who should probably get a co-author credit for all her hard work and invaluable help.

Part 1 | ( part 2 ) | Part 3


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Title: The List
Author: tari_sue
Prompt Number: 155
Rating: R
Pairing(s): H/D
Summary: Draco needs to get married before he turns 30 in order to claim an inheritance. With the help of his little black book and restaurant owner, Harry Potter, Draco dates as many women as possible in order to find the one worthy of being his bride.
Warnings: None really – just a bit of swearing, sex, the usual
Word Count: 21,504
Betas: A million thanks to the amazing crazyparakiss, oddnari and winnett for their fabulous beta skills; this fic is so much better now thanks to them.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Author's Notes: This is my entry for the 2009 hd_career_fair for dampfnudl’s wonderful prompt.

The original, shorter, version of the fic can be found here:
http://community.livejournal.com/hd_career_fair/11116.html

This version has been improved beyond belief by the wonderful winnett, who should probably get a co-author credit for all her hard work and invaluable help.


( The List )

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Title: Look at you
Author: tari_sue
Pairing: James/Sirius, James/Lily
Rating: PG
ADW (if relevant): n/a
Length: 640
Summary: An affair can only last till it burns out, and then life must go on
Warnings: swearing (I’m only putting that this time to annoy dirty_darella)
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything Harry Potter except for some rather tatty copies of the books.

Author’s note This is my second attempt at writing for this prompt and it just won't go down the porn route so sorry to anyone that is only looking at speedpr0nz for the porn. came well within the two-hour deadline though. The pieces go together but can be read separately, the other one is Kiss Him and is told from Lily’s pov.




( Look at you )

Title: Kiss Him
Author: tari_sue
Pairing: James/Sirius, James/Lily
Rating: PG
ADW (if relevant): n/a
Length: 500ish
Summary: An affair can only last till it burns out, and then life must go on
Warnings: a little swearing
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything Harry Potter except for some rather tatty copies of the books.

Author’s note: Look, no porn! Ok, so this doesn't really fit the brief, it was done in well under two hours but I was going to do something porny and fun, but it didn’t turn out that way. I shall have to pick a different prompt and try again! This now has a companion piece from James's pov in Look at You.
speedpr0nz


( Kiss Him )

Title: Of Rain and Meddling Mothers
Author: tari_sue
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
ADW (if relevant): n/a
Length: 1988
Summary: What is a rather damp Harry Potter doing in Draco’s bedroom wearing his favourite pyjamas?
Warnings: well, it’s a slash pwp fic with an adult rating – you figure it out.
Disclaimer: I still don’t own them.

Author’s note I may have gone slightly over the time allowance for this one because the boys wouldn’t stop shagging, but I’m not sure because I did it in bits and lost track. Very PWP, which I'm rubbish at – oh well!

speedpr0nz round two picture prompt 10




( Of Rain and Meddling Mothers )

Title: Not in front of the muggles!
Pairing: H/D
Rating: R
Word count: 996
Warnings: Public nudity and sexual situations (almost)
Disclaimer: I'm not JKR, I don't have any money and I certainly won't be making any from this!
Summary: Never trust a Slytherin not to steal your clothes!



This was written in about 2 hours for bryoneybrynn and dysonrules's Speed Pr0nz challenge, picture prompt No.4, as shown above. I apologise for it being crap and completely blame them for suggesting it in the first place :D





( Not in Front of the Muggles! )

Title: Grab the Dragon by its Tail
Name: tari_sue
Prompt: Prompt #60 for hd_smoochfest
Freeform prompt: "I don't know, he looks sort of attractive all mussed and covered in blood, don't you think?"
Prompt Given by: Anonymous
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG
Betas: badstalker
Author's/Artist’s Notes: Any opinions on gingers or people with speech impediments are purely the opinions of the characters and not the author.
Summary: The war is over, how can Pansy get out of this mess she’s got her self into?


( Grab the Dragon by its Tail )


Artwork by: star_sailor13

Title: A Life More (or less) Ordinary
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Hard R/NC17
Warning(s): Slash! Features some fairly vanilla sex between 2 consenting male adults. Mentions of MPreg. Some swearing.
Beta: thesamanthahope
Prompt: Writer's choice slash/het and Other Prompt No.4.

Harry finds a broken Veela and nurses her/him back to health, only to discover it is someone rather familiar... The Veela should be quite vicious if anyone except Harry tries to help it, full Veela mode, wings, beak etc, the reason for this is up to the author. Harry is, of course, completely clueless.

Summary: Harry is working at St Mungo’s as a student nurse and finds himself becoming a bit too attached to one of the patients – a dying Veela who won’t let anyone close.
Author’s Notes: This fic was subjected to a very fast beta read at the last minute by the wonderful Samantha Hope, who I really can’t thank enough. I apologise for anyremaining mistakes, they are mine and mine alone. Oh, and there are probably more clichés than you can shake a magic stick at :D

Disclaimer: This piece of art or fiction is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made, no copyright or trademark infringement, or offence is intended. All characters depicted in sexual situations are above the age of consent.





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Title: The Fire Dance
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Fire!
Beta: No beta, sorry, feel free to shout out for mistakes..
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter, I don’t own anything so please don’t sue Sue..
Summary: A ministry Thanksgiving function takes a fiery twist.

Short one-shot – Birthday fic for tmkline, Happy Birthday Missy! :D

( Fire Dance )