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Speed Pr0nz: Not in front of the Muggles!
Title: Not in front of the muggles!
Pairing: H/D
Rating: R
Word count: 996
Warnings: Public nudity and sexual situations (almost)
Disclaimer: I'm not JKR, I don't have any money and I certainly won't be making any from this!
Summary: Never trust a Slytherin not to steal your clothes!



This was written in about 2 hours for bryoneybrynn and dysonrules's Speed Pr0nz challenge, picture prompt No.4, as shown above. I apologise for it being crap and completely blame them for suggesting it in the first place :D







Why had he ever thought Draco had changed? Seriously, why? It had seemed safe enough, going on holiday with his lover. After all, Draco loved him…

And why should he have a problem when Draco suggested sunbathing nude? They were on holiday after all, why not go home with a nice complete suntan? It wasn’t like there was anyone around apart from Harry and Draco and the seagulls up here on the cliff top, and they put up wards just in case.

Really, it was just a sign of how much Harry had come to trust his boyfriend that he drifted off to sleep on that nice big, flat slab of rock leading down to the sea. It was a sign that you should never trust a Slytherin that he woke up alone with the alarms ringing in his ears to tell him that not only was someone approaching, but they were muggles.

And he couldn’t find his clothes.

Or his wand.

Or his boyfriend.

As the panic seeped into his brain his only thought was ‘bugger’. He scrambled up the hill trying to stay down, not really sure what he was planning to do but knowing that he was completely exposed where he was. There was a large rock outcrop at the top that he could hide behind.

Peering around the side of the rock he saw a family of muggles approaching, clearly just out for a stroll and certainly not expecting to see a very naked man hiding behind a rock. He could see the headline in the Prophet now, ‘Harry Potter, Flasher Pervert! Exposes himself to innocent muggles!’ He’d never live it down. He was going to kill Draco.

“Hiding, Harry?”

“Meep!” Harry jumped and gave a very undignified squeak. “Malfoy!” he hissed, “You complete and utter bastard! Where the hell are my clothes? And give me my wand back!”

“Hmm, Malfoy now, is it? What happened to ‘Draco’? As in, ‘oh, god, Draco, yes Draco, there Draco, harder Draco,” his lover whispered huskily in his ear as he pressed himself up against Harry. Harry gulped; Draco was still every bit as naked as he was. And hard.

“Give me back my clothes! And for that matter, where are yours? We are about to traumatise an entire group of muggles and get arrested for indecency!”

“A bunch of muggles, you say?” Draco started to kiss his way down the back of Harry’s neck, “I guess you’d just better be as quiet as possible then, hadn’t you?” He ran his hand down Harry’s bare hip and chuckled evilly as Harry tried to pull away only to bump into the rock in front of him. “Caught between a rock and something hard?” Draco sniggered as he pressed himself against Harry.

“Get off! It’s bad enough that you’ve landed us in this predicament without making it worse!” Harry hissed at him, trying to wriggle away without drawing attention.

“Worse? Surely I’m making it better? What could be better than a quick shag out in the open air in a beautiful setting?”

“I am not letting you shag me!”

“Fine, then you can shag me.” Draco gave his patented Malfoy smirk.

“Nobody is shagging anybody, we are going to hide here, quietly, until those people go past. Then, you are going to give me my stuff back and I am going back to the hotel. Where, after a stunt like this, you will still not be getting shagged!” Harry managed to turn around so he was facing Draco and could glare at him.

“You are so cute when you try to be all strict and menacing.” Harry realised his mistake in turning around too late as Draco pressed his body to Harry’s once more and his hand moved straight down to encircle their cocks. Harry was ashamed to find that he rapidly hardened under Draco’s skilful fingers.

“Draco! Get off!” Harry pushed ineffectually at the other man.

“I’m trying to. Now shush, you don’t want your little muggles to hear, do you?”

Harry could hear the family approaching now and tried to push Draco away again. Draco simply decided to silence Harry himself by leaning in and kissing him.

The chatter of the children grew louder as the muggles drew closer and Harry closed his eyes in mortification as Draco sank to his knees in front of him. He tried to pull on Draco’s hair to get him to stop but his boyfriend batted his hand away as he placed his lips to Harry’s cock.

“Draco, please! There are people!” Harry whispered, only to be completely ignored. He couldn’t even move away now without being seen.

Draco, who would definitely have been smirking if he hadn’t had him mouth wrapped around Harry’s cock, had a very evil form of torture going on here. Harry was desperately trying to keep absolute silence as the muggles walked by, but his boyfriend was doing amazing things to his cock at the moment and sounds kept trying to emerge from his mouth.

Harry was obviously a far bigger pervert than he thought because rather than being deterred by the presence of strangers, he found himself coming down his boyfriend’s throat far sooner than usual. As he came down from his orgasm and opened his eyes he saw the backs of the muggles who had actually managed to pass them unnoticed. Harry pulled on Draco’s shoulder and tried to indicate that they should move around the other side of the rocks in case one of the muggles turned around, but Draco just shook his head and grinned.

“Oh no, Potter, it’s my turn now.” Draco indicated his still hard cock.

“Ok, fine, whatever, but let’s get out of sight!”

“Well, if you want to, but I’m pretty sure my disillusionment charm is still working.”

“Wait, what disillusionment charm?”

“The one I cast when we took our clothes off of course. Honestly, Potter, you didn’t really think I would parade around with my bits out in front of muggles did you?”